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Hagia Sophia, Istanbul

Istanbul

The City

Cobblestone street with shops, Istanbul

Let me set expectations: if you’re a traveler who likes to wander quietly and be left alone, Istanbul is going to test your patience. But if you can get past that, it’s an incredible city.

The people are amazingly friendly, open, and kind. Beautiful people who are genuinely proud of their city and their heritage. The food is amazing — truly unlike anything else I’ve had.

The Markets

Spice Bazaar entrance, Istanbul

Here’s the thing, though. If you want to browse the spice market or any tourist area in peace, you will quickly learn that peace is not on the menu. The moment you make eye contact at any of the spice markets, you are verbally — and sometimes physically — guided into different stalls. Not in a threatening way at all, just an extremely persistent way. This is the Middle Eastern way of sales and trade, and it’s been going on for centuries.

Inside the Spice Bazaar, Istanbul

Some people love the haggling. If you’re the type who likes knowing what you’re going to pay before you walk in, the shopping experience here will drain your battery fast. Same goes for the tourist areas — step out of any attraction and there’s always someone ready to “help” you find your way, followed by a lot of questions about where you’re from, whether you like rugs, and an invitation to “come see my market.”

All in all, as a guy who doesn’t love to haggle and shop, once I figured out the strategy — move quickly, avoid certain areas, and for the love of all things holy, don’t make eye contact — I thoroughly enjoyed the city, the food, and the people.

The Food

Turkish kebab plate, Istanbul

The food in Istanbul is amazing — truly unlike anything else. Turkish cuisine has layers of flavor that hit differently when you’re eating it in the city where it originated. The kebabs, the meze, the street food — all of it is next level.

Rooftop restaurant with Istanbul skyline

And the dining scene isn’t just about the food — it’s the atmosphere. Rooftop restaurants overlooking the city skyline at night are something else entirely.

The Landmarks

Topkapi Palace pavilion, Istanbul

The architecture and history in Istanbul are jaw-dropping. Topkapi Palace alone could take an entire day — the ornate pavilions, the Iznik tilework, the views over the Bosphorus.

Ornate palace interior, Istanbul

The Call to Prayer

One experience I’ll never forget: the Muslim call to prayer. It happens multiple times a day, and the first time it went out — at or before sunrise — I was convinced the imam was in the hotel room next to us. If you’ve only ever seen it in movies, you have no idea what it’s actually like in person. It’s powerful, it’s beautiful, and it is absolutely everything it appears to be.

Two Continents, Zero Fanfare

Here’s something that blew my mind: you can walk across a bridge and be on a completely different continent. Europe on one side, Asia on the other. No checkpoints, no passport stamp, not even a sign that says “Welcome to Asia.” You just… walk across. It’s one of those things that sounds incredible on paper, and it is — but the execution is surprisingly underwhelming. No gift shop, no photo op marker, nothing. Spoken like a true capitalist: somebody is absolutely leaving money on the table here.